pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
i love the rogue class so much bc you think they look so cool when theyre jumpin around all over the place firing arrows and throwing potions, but the moment one of them fucks up anyone within the perimeter will either be on fire or cartwheeling off a cliff.
